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Nerdy Mom Plays With Kids’ Toys, Vol. 5: Animal Affinities

Posted on November 30th, 2016

Nerdy Mom’s back. ALL RIGHT. [insert classic ’90s hip-hop moves]


Pocahontas paints with all the colours of the wind, and also hikes with all the lizards of the rocks. She summons them with a single glance.



Holly Hobby has similar powers with frogs, but realizes that she is too small to corral them properly. She uses her pinchy arms with her handy-dandy kusarigama to keep the situation under control. (I’m pretty sure her technique is all wrong, but the poor gal only has one way to grip.)



Lilliana knows the truth about Ravage: he may transform into a badass cassette tape, but underneath his robo-bilities, he’s just an old sweetie who only wants his jowls rubbed.



Betcha didn’t know that when he’s done his shifts at Koodo, El Tabador moonlights as a monkey wrangler.



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2 Responses to “Nerdy Mom Plays With Kids’ Toys, Vol. 5: Animal Affinities”

  1. 30 November, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    About 87.4% of these toys I’ve never seen…

    • dilovelyadmin
      16 January, 2017 at 3:57 pm

      Well! You’d better come meet some more of the Small Friends, then… They’re a large community.

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