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Nerdy Mom Plays With Kids’ Toys, Vol. 5: Animal Affinities

Posted on November 30th, 2016

Nerdy Mom’s back. ALL RIGHT. [insert classic ’90s hip-hop moves]

pocahontas-lizards

Pocahontas paints with all the colours of the wind, and also hikes with all the lizards of the rocks. She summons them with a single glance.

 

holly-hobby-frogs

Holly Hobby has similar powers with frogs, but realizes that she is too small to corral them properly. She uses her pinchy arms with her handy-dandy kusarigama to keep the situation under control. (I’m pretty sure her technique is all wrong, but the poor gal only has one way to grip.)

 

ravage-transformer-fairy

Lilliana knows the truth about Ravage: he may transform into a badass cassette tape, but underneath his robo-bilities, he’s just an old sweetie who only wants his jowls rubbed.

 

koodo-el-tabador-monkeys

Betcha didn’t know that when he’s done his shifts at Koodo, El Tabador moonlights as a monkey wrangler.

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2 Responses to “Nerdy Mom Plays With Kids’ Toys, Vol. 5: Animal Affinities”

  1. 30 November, 2016 at 10:31 pm

    About 87.4% of these toys I’ve never seen…

    • dilovelyadmin
      16 January, 2017 at 3:57 pm

      Well! You’d better come meet some more of the Small Friends, then… They’re a large community.

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