BANG Movie Review: Easy A, + Random School Snippet

September 29, 2010

When I saw the trailer for Easy A, I was intrigued. I thought it looked like a smart comedy – and it was. Rotten Tomatoes agrees: it’s at 86% today.

It’s about a girl who, partly due to peer pressure and partly due to her soft spot for the downtrodden, acquires a reputation as a slut at her high school, even though she has actually experienced none of the sexual exploits attributed to her.

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Let me just get my complaints out of the way first. Well, it’s really just one main complaint: the portrayal of high school is totally unrealistic. Okay, not totally, but very.

[**Side note: E has just learned to say "totally". He first got it hearing a character say it on How I Met Your Mother - had his head in the toy box at the time. It's hilariously well-pronounced: "Todely!" So this evening I'm reading Mr. Silly to my kid and I say, "Look at that chicken with rubber boots and an umbrella - isn't that silly?" He of course replies, "Totally!"**]

Back to unrealistic high school. I’m sorry, but you can’t have this character – or any, for that matter – go from being “anonymous” and “a non-entity”, as protagonist Olive puts it, to being the subject of ravenous gossip. If people have no idea who you are, I aver that they will not care about the status of your virginity. (If you think I’m wrong, please say so.) PLUS, there is no way that this smart, beautiful girl is anonymous at her school. Movie-makers use both these strategies fairly regularly, but it doesn’t make them any more believable. Continued…

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Shake Your Tailfeather

September 27, 2010

Everybody needs dancing. It’s in our biology, right along with the need for singing and banging a drum – across cultures and continents. It connects us to our communities and our partners and our own selves.

Do you dance? (Say yes.)

Where do you dance? What makes you do it? What rhythm or song inspires your dancing? (I dance to basically everything – almost anywhere. Just ask my hubby.)

If you don’t… well, you should. It’s therapeutic to go ahead and let yourself fulfill this particular biological imperative. Head-bopping and toe-tapping and air guitar all count – although if you can get a bit looser, add a few more limbs, so much the better. Don’t say you can’t dance: that’s baloney. You can and you must. For your soul.

Continued…

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Toddler Tracks II

September 25, 2010

My kid is so awesome.

He eats veggies. He tickles the ivories. He often beats Daddy at blackjack while on the potty. (I know, not Quakerly at all… but it keeps him seated, he’s learning to say numbers like “twenty”… and he doesn’t actually know he’s betting.) And he is walking to beat the band! This one is from Wednesday – it’s mostly featuring the adorable argyle hand-me-down we just acquired:


Continued…

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School Snippets #2

September 23, 2010

OOOPS.

Just found out that one of my Grade 2 students, whom I thought was a girl, is actually a boy.

And I’m wondering why I’m such a dummy, why I was so sure he was a girl. I mean, on the first day, I actually thought to myself, Wow, what a strange name for a girl! (It’s the same name as the basketball in Cast Away.) But I never wondered about it, I simply… thought he was a girl.

And he wears boy clothes. He has a high voice, but he’s in Grade 2 – they ALL have high voices. It could be the shaggy, collar-length hair, but that’s still a silly reason – LOTS of boys have long “girlie” hair, especially at my school. (In fact, at least four of the Junior boys are growing their hair long to donate it.) I guess I combined that hair with his un-boyish attentiveness… and when I say un-boyish, I don’t mean that some boys aren’t attentive keeners, they are. There’s just something in the quality of this child’s manner that is so unequivocally feminine that I never doubted my assumption – and apparently I can’t put my finger on it, even by blogging. Continued…

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Toddler Tracks I

September 21, 2010

I apologize for not managing to post this until Tuesday… because…

  • Sunday we had major step-taking!! We took E to great-step-grandma’s birthday party, lots of folks around to watch/catch him… he was on a roll. At one point he was walking to Daddy, who was skilfully backing up to maximize steps, and I counted fifteen! He’s finally taking off.

Not as urgent but also cool:

  • Word phrases like “go in”, “tray off”, and “baby bear” are the latest thing.
  • The other day, E took one look at our River Run Centre pamphlet and declared that Sean Cullen was Dada, and kissed him promptly. And it was cute, because there is a certain resemblance… but then after that, Joel Plaskett, Denzal Sinclaire, and Hawksley Workman were also Dada (you can page through the pamphlet to see them)… and eventually so were Tigger and Winnie the Pooh. Not quite as discerning as we thought. At least Chantal Kreviazuk got to be Mama.
  • We had a great visit with some friends last evening, with munchkins aged 5 months, 10 months, 15 months, and 3.5 years. I learned an important distinction: if they’re mostly still just cuddly, they’re muffins, but if they’re able to wiggle and “jump around”, they’re monkeys. icon smile Toddler Tracks I Continued…
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Footage Sampler

September 18, 2010

Here you go.

It’s a bit on the long side, but there are several activities included: phoning, singing, boofing, sock-stretching, and a wee bit o’ walking. Just day-in-the-life stuff.

Hope you enjoy!

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Multiple Steps!… and final Baby Bits?

September 16, 2010

Yay! Yesterday, our little boy walked!

He was having fun practicing standing alone, with both arms in the air (looking like he was about to take off flying), so Sean and I tried walking him between us as we sat across from each other. Suddenly, he can take four or five steps at a time! All three of us were so excited. Then later, after Sean went to work, we even had a couple reprises between the ottoman and me, and pushing off from the coffee table all on his own… Maybe today we can get some footage! Continued…

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Requestion #5: Canadian Icons

September 14, 2010

In your estimation, who is the most famous Canadian in Canada today?

I suppose Stephen Harper comes to mind… but I don’t know many Grade 2 kids who care about him.

In Grade 2, the boys care about Sidney Crosby and the girls care about Avril Lavigne…but not vice-versa.

It occurred to me the other day, listening to a feature on CBC, that perhaps the most famous Canadian of all, the most widely known and respected amongst kids, teens, and adults, is Terry Fox.

As you may have heard, Canadian basketball star Steve Nash has made a documentary about Terry Fox’s run across Canada that ended in 1981. The Marathon of Hope lasted over five thousand kilometres, and during the year it happened, Canadians almost achieved Terry’s dream of raising one dollar for each of Canada’s 24 million people. Continued…

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Son of a Horn

September 12, 2010

Today E pointed at our shoe horn and said, “Mama.”

Auntie Em and I chuckled and said, “Is that your mama?” and handed it to him. He smiled affectionately at the shoe horn and gave it a kiss on its pointy plastic mouth, then carried it with him into the living room.

This is it: you can see how he mistook it for his mother figure.

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I’m not sure what to make of this. Any insights?

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Baby Bits XXIV – Fifteen Months Old

September 8, 2010
  • We celebrated today by finally finding a spot for E’s very own blue glass ball for his room (a gift from Auntie Beth). I wish I could capture in my memory forever the way his smile looks – full of wonder and joy – when he watches it spinning.
  • He also took approximately two steps! He got carried away by excitement when we sat down with him to practice, and seemed to forget to be cautious – but we think it was a bit of a fluke. Won’t be long now, though!
  • We also had a visit with M, our day care lady, and he stayed with her while his Mama did errands, warming up for his first full day of care tomorrow. All went well! They went to the river and had raisins and watched geese. M is quickly being won over by all the kisses and words. Continued…
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Labour Day

September 6, 2010

School tomorrow!

Glad to have had a PD day, last Thursday, to warm up.

Looking forward to seeing the kids (most of ‘em), catching up with my colleagues, doing fun first-day activities that aren’t really curricular…

Hoping to remember everything (like my lunch) – especially on Thursday when I need to drop E off at day care for the first time before going to work. Eeegh, I have not been good at punctuality for over a year, and now I have to fix that.

Not really looking forward to the incredible energy output of the first few days back… but at this point, I figure I can handle anything, whether I’ve had a good sleep or not. (And who sleeps well before the first day of school? Nobody.) Continued…

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Baby Bits XXIII

September 4, 2010

It’s been a busy couple weeks in Baby Bits Land!

  • Some of you will have read Auntie Em’s Facebook status from yesterday: “Today Evi played with magnets on the fridge while I made lunch. By the time we were ready to eat, he could identify all of them by pointing or speaking: Fish, Butterfly, Alligator (a little scary), Baby Teeth, Canada Flag, Puffins, Greenpeace, Fiddle, Myrtle Beach and Gargoyle. *Very important vocabulary.*”
  • We’ve been to several parks. E has been down slides, jiggled around on springy animals, and swung on swings. At Ribfest Guelph (at which neither of us ate ribs but it was fun anyway) he even went on the Carousel with his friends! He did not like being held atop a hard shiny horse while we waited, but then when it actually began to move, he got a grin on his face that stayed the whole time. Continued…
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BANG Movie Review: Inception

September 2, 2010

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The other night, dears,
Hallelujah!
E’s parents finally got to see that movie everyone’s talking about.

It MESSES WITH YOUR MIND. Continued…

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Mad Libs on an American Classic

September 1, 2010

Many of my loved ones are having rough times these days. This is for you! Maybe it will bring a smile to your faces for a moment.

Three sisters and one boyfriend came up with this Mad Libs chef d’oeuvre during a half-day at the water park. I hope you can sing The Boxer by Simon and Garfunkel in your head as you read. Continued…

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