9 thoughts on “Just for shivers…

  1. Of course!! Why didn’t I know this already? Silly me.. ok, better get off the computer now and go purchase some Lysol! Woohoo, by end of day all my problems will be washed away!
    (p.s. did ya see the clever rhyme I made all by myself? hehe)

  2. emoley says:

    O!

    M!

    G!!!

    so to speak. It’s a relief to know that if your marital love has begun to cool, it’s nothing to do with personality or idealogical differences or hormonal changes or fading looks or clinical depression or anything significant. How many marriages have failed over the years because the wife never knew that she should be using Lysol on her private parts?

    I hope one day I can find a man with such scrupulous standards that a less-than-pine-fresh vaginal area will force him to slowly kill our love.

    • diblog says:

      Modess… because… because what? Because you wanted an excuse to put on some very schmancy dresses, obviously.

  3. Carol Leigh says:

    i ask you, what man would want to place his pure and pristine hygienic prick into his beloved wife’s dirty old vagina! of course she’d want to dainty the hell out of her delicate tissues to please him. otherwise, she’d naturally be distraught and tug desperately at a door full of imaginary locks, crying out for Dave’s mercy.
    what self-respecting wife wouldn’t, eh?

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