Baby Bits XIV

March 29, 2010

I fear I have created a monster. We’ve only been giving E Cheerios for a few weeks, but already he gets all antsy and whiny if he hasn’t had a hit in a while. You give him some and he just wants more. He now recognizes the Oscar the Grouch container we’ve been keeping them in, and reaches desperately for it. At this point, he will still accept other food… but I have a bad, ominous feeling every time I give in to his demands. Like I’m just a couple slippery steps away from being one of those moms who quells her children with… SNAX.

It’s been a rough couple weeks for poor little E. Even since recovering from his stomach bug, he has been rather more sensitive than usual. We think it might have to do with the arrival of Teeth numbers 7 and up, but whatever the reason, he definitely cries more than we’re used to. For instance, he’s taken to crying tragically when someone leaves through the front door and shuts it behind them: his dad going to work, the Meeting folks he’s just met going home… yesterday he even cried when I shut the door behind the Jehovah’s witnesses, who were there all of ten seconds (the time it took to hand us a pamphlet and exclaim at E’s cuteness – I guess I didn’t look ready to be converted at that moment).

On a lighter note, new discoveries:

  1. E has found the springy doorstop in the doorway and loves to twang it. Today he successfully (and I assume inadvertently) launched one of his hollow rubbery building blocks into the kitchen with it.
  2. Speaking of the kitchen, yesterday E managed to get all the way to the cat bowl and get all splashy in it when I was grabbing a tiny moment in the ladies’ room. He’s still not “crawling”, but man! he can move pretty fast when he’s motivated.
  3. And the best one, discovered by Daddy (where he got this inspiration I have no clue): although E has not yet mastered the sippy cup, he is quite amenable to drinking from a spray bottle. Open mouth, accept squirt, swallow, repeat. I’ll see what I can do about a video clip of this in the near future. Please stay tuned!

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A Little Sympathy for Ann Coulter

March 28, 2010

Poor Ann Coulter.

Upon her recent visit to Canada, not everyone was polite to her. The more I’ve pondered her situation, the more I’m sure that some terrible things happened in her childhood.

Before last week, all I knew about this woman was that she was an American right-winger with a tendency to say and write inflammatory things. This week, since her odd little tour of Canadian universities, I have come to realize she is the victim of insidious cruelty. It’s written all over her.

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All teachers worth their salt know that the most inflammatory students – the annoying, attention-grabbing, hostile ones who know all the buttons to push to upset people – have reasons for being the way they are. Their short lives have been filled with sad circumstances you wouldn’t wish on anyone. I am convinced Ann Coulter had just such a childhood, even whilst growing up in the affluent community of New Canaan, Connecticut.

Now, I’m making educated guesses here… but let’s look at the evidence.

I was intrigued by the news last week that poor Ann had been drummed off the University of Ottawa’s campus, before her scheduled speech, but after having been snarky, in her previous speech, to a young Muslim student at the University of Western Ontario. My first thought was, Huh, I guess they didn’t like her attitude. Then I found a report of what was said in that first speech. Just look.

From the Toronto Sun on March 23rd:

Fatima Al-Dhaher, a political science student from London, rose and spoke about comments Coulter made after the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

The firebrand Republican had suggested Muslim countries be invaded, their leaders killed and all Muslims converted to Christianity. She later suggested Muslims denied air travel take “flying carpets” instead.

“As a 17-year-old student of this university, Muslim, should I be converted to Christianity? Second of all, since I don’t have a magic carpet, what other modes do you suggest,” Al-Dhaher said to loud and sustained applause.

“I thought it was just American public schools that produced ignorant people,” Coulter replied, prompting her own round of applause.

Coulter then noted many Japanese were converted to Christianity after the Second World War and “we haven’t heard a peep out of them.”

To shouts of “Answer the question,” Coulter finally replied “What mode of transportation? Take a camel.”

“Are you going to convert her now?” another student shouted out.

“No, there are some people I just as soon not convert,” Coulter retorted.

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Ann’s first comment on the question shows that she is not tracking; it’s totally irrelevant. I looked Ann Coulter up on Wikipedia, so I know she is well-educated and was successful in her studies – she’s a smart cookie. But here, like so many students, she opts to veil her intelligence with flippant words and jokes that, at best, can only be classified as stupid, racist groaners. She also neglected to do any homework about Canada whatsoever before visiting. The obvious explanation: she must have been twitted for her smarts and her studiousness as a kid.

Then she finishes up with a remark that exposes her need for exclusivity by saying, despite her apparent belief that all Muslims should convert, that she doesn’t want this one. I cannot but conclude that she was the victim of exclusion and catty bullying, as are many young girls. Oh, Ann… so sad!

So, after this evening of mixed response, she hied herself to the University of Ottawa, where she and her contingent found a rabble of a few hundred protesters (she says thousands) telling her to go home (she says throwing tables). (I wasn’t there, I’m not sure who has it right. Of course, poor Ann wasn’t there either – she never made it that far.)

I have been unable to determine whether this controversial email was leaked by Ann’s people or the university provost who sent it prior to Ann’s visit:

“Our domestic laws, both provincial and federal, delineate freedom of expression (or “free speech”) in a manner that is somewhat different than the approach taken in the United States. I therefore encourage you to educate yourself, if need be, as to what is acceptable in Canada and to do so before your planned visit here,” University of Ottawa academic vice-president François Houle wrote.

“Promoting hatred against any identifiable group would not only be considered inappropriate, but could in fact lead to criminal charges.” (You can read the whole email here.)

I had just assumed the U of O students had heard about Ann’s rudeness at Western and were angry that people at their university were paying a bully to come to speak to them… but maybe they WERE incited from the inside. There are rumours that protest organizers instructed the crowd not to “let her leave unharmed”, which is indeed the wrong way of going about a protest.

So then Ann’s security folks (she says “police”), led by Ezra Levant, cancelled that gig, saying it was too dangerous, and Ann began accusing Mr. Houle of a hate crime for sending the email before she’d even given her (second) speech. After all, why should he have assumed that, just because she was openly malicious to a Muslim at Western, she would similarly shoot off her mouth at Ottawa?

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This is classic suffering-child syndrome: exaggerating one’s status as a victim, threatening retribution, wallowing in self-righteous indignation, reveling in negative attention, and failing utterly to see one’s own hypocrisy. Clearly she was a victim of some kind of inhumanity in her formative years. Such issues, such baggage… it’s enough to break your heart.

To try to get to the bottom of this, I visited Ann’s website. For March 24th, it showed, naturally, a rant about her treatment at U of O. It contained these remarks:

Posters advertising my speech have been officially banned, while posters denouncing me are plastered all over the University of Ottawa campus. Elected officials have been prohibited from attending my speeches. [Oh, my dear lady. This pride in being a "bad girl", even at this age... I beg you to seek therapy!]

“…University of Ottawa, average student IQ: 0…”

“…Francois A. Houle (French for ‘Frank A. Hole’)…”

“…’Ottawa’: Indian for ‘Land of the Bed-Wetters.’…”

“…How did the country that gave us Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Martin Short, Dan Aykroyd and Catherine O’Hara suddenly become a bunch of whining crybabies?…”

“…Local reporters couldn’t make out what the crowd was chanting, but it was something about ‘Molson’ and a ‘sled dog.’…”

And then this from her interview with the Globe and Mail:

“You guys used to be so cool. You were smokers. You had epic hockey fights. We had half our comedians from Canada. Now you’re all a bunch of girls named Francois.”

Sadly, she has somehow ended up with the sense of humour of a twelve-year-old boy… and as we all know, twelve-year-old boys will continue with their jokes as long as there are other twelve-year-old boys to laugh at them. But Ann… I’m sure with your brains you could learn to be much funnier! Why do you think we “gave you” Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, Martin Short, Dan Aykroyd and Catherine O’Hara?

The more I find out, the more pathetic the picture. After all this, I discovered that Ann is part of that unfortunate group I call “Fake Christians“: that is, people who call themselves Christians because they are anti-abortion (because “a life is a life” – unless you’re Muslim), but tragically missed Jesus’ whole point about loving others. Back to those times she spent being excluded as a child – she obviously feels a deep need to be part of a group, but is bitter enough only to be able to join certain ones.

Also, according to Wikipedia, she has been “engaged several times, but never married”. So it’s not that she isn’t seeking a husband, it’s that she hasn’t been able to stay in a relationship. That’s tough – the dating scene gets harder the older and more obnoxious you become, right?

Most pitiful of all, she is one of those rarest of birds: a female misogynist. How lonely and depressing must it be to hate your own sex?? How much misogyny must she have endured as a young person to have internalized it so thoroughly? To proudly give sound bites like this one?:

“If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women.

It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?’”

It’s no wonder she is unable to age gracefully, forced to bleach her hair blond, wear way too much eye makeup, and dress like a twenty-something going clubbing as she fast approaches age fifty. It’s the kind of look designed to turn the heads even of woman-haters.

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You and I both know that hatred is not a fun feeling. It consumes and embitters and eventually destroys its hosts. Take a moment to put yourself in Ann Coulter’s stilettos and feel her pain.

It must really suck to be her.

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BANG Book Review – A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore

March 25, 2010

Our latest GGG book club pick, A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore, was pretty much a unanimous “not recommended”. Overall, the gals were disappointed.

Before getting into that, I will say that although I didn’t love the book, I did enjoy it. I did not find it boring or hard to get through, and I didn’t skim large sections, as some book club members did. I liked some moments a lot, and will remember some moments probably forever. That’s something.

The book flap talks vaguely about Tassie, a green-from-the-country college freshman, getting a job as a nanny in post 9-11 America, and the attending angst and racial tension, life unraveling, yada yada. The author bio says Lorrie Moore is an English professor, has written a few critically acclaimed books – and this one was “eagerly anticipated” or some such. I guess we were all expecting the book to deal with issues in more of a head-on fashion, knock our socks off a bit more.

There was general agreement on several key points:

  • We found the writing pretentious and overly self-conscious. (There were some turns of phrase I thought were brilliant, mostly the pithier ones, but many were just overdone. And I was surprised at how the author felt entitled to belabour certain points or take jokes too far so that they became unfunny.)
  • Related to that, we found the voice to be totally unconvincing as belonging to a naive twenty-year-old.
  • We found the plot wandery, and the timing uneven.
  • We wished there had been a bit more detail or conclusion to at least some plot strands.
  • We were all shocked and horrified by the dark history of the adoptive parents – can you think of a worse nightmare?
  • The character we liked best, who was a redeeming feature of the novel, was the adopted girl, Mary-Emma. I personally was moved by the relationship between Tassie and her little charge.

I’d say the best thing about this book was that it prompted a great discussion. We talked a lot about what makes good parenting, and how best to protect children and help them be independent and functional. (An interesting point was brought up that related to another of our GGG books, The Lovely Bones: one member noted that her two-year-old daughter doesn’t like to hug one of her uncles, although she recently did willingly when bribed with a jujube. This made us all laugh, but this mom, upon thinking about it, said she thinks she should probably encourage her daughter to trust when she has a “no” feeling about someone – we shouldn’t force our kids to be physical if they’re uncomfortable with it, just for the sake of politeness or good form or whatever.)

We talked about adoption and foster care and how tragic it can be. I have to say, there was a point in this book that almost brought tears to my eyes, thinking of how there really are toddlers out there who get attached to a “mama” and then, basically without warning, get a new one – and this can happen many times to the same child. How can anyone be okay, having their mama be taken away, repeatedly?

And we talked about racism, and how tough it is as an issue. It’s still there despite our best efforts; it also gets used as an excuse sometimes; and none of us white folks living in Guelph can fully understand what it’s like to be part of a visible minority, try as we might. Many of us in the book club are teachers, actively involved in trying to figure out how to make diversity more harmonious for everyone, but it’s a tricky, fraught business.

So, to sum up: GGG as a whole doesn’t recommend this book, but I personally say you might find it interesting. I certainly wanted to know what happened next.

Lorrie, thanks for a good discussion.

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Top News Stories

March 24, 2010

1. No more stitches for Dilovely! My finger is far more comfortable (and less scary) without them. Though, if I’m honest with myself, the scar is looking more serpentine than lightning-boltish (uh-oh… that’s not the symbol we were looking for)… but whatever. I’ll reserve judgment until it’s healed.

2. E’s new favourite thing: APPLES. You give him one, he will caress it, lick it up and down, maybe even pierce the skin (did I mention we’re up to six teeth?), and shriek like a dentist’s drill if you take it away. We gave him some peeled apple chunks to gnaw on and he just stuffed them both in his mouth and smacked on them. Ineffective, but cute.

3. E’s other new favourite thing: shrieking. I know I posted a video of screechiness, but this is different. He’s not sick anymore, but seems to be having a rough week nonetheless; maybe it’s teething angst finally setting in? It’s the kind of week where he gets ALL IN A TIZZY if

  • we lie him on the changing table
  • we take away his apple
  • all his Cheerios are gone
  • he’s bored
  • we guide his arms into his sleeves
  • he decides it’s just been too long since the last bout of shrieking.

4. The weather is zigzagging about in classic March fashion.

5. It’s two months exactly until I go back to work (half-time, thank goodness). Yikes.

6. GGG Book Club has finished A Gate at the Stairs by Lorrie Moore – to be reported on soon – and this month is smut month! Stay tuned!

7. A wee blog post is brewing regarding a certain right-wing firebrand who looks like a Barbie doll and apparently doesn’t like the taste of that medicine she makes. Again, stay tuned!

And that’s the news for Wednesday, March 24th. Have a (di)lovely evening, everyone.

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Baby Bits – Lucky XIII

March 22, 2010

Today, after E awoke from his afternoon nap, we were having some quiet time in the rocking chair. (Well, secretly Mommy was hoping he might go back to sleep, but no dice.) Then he leaned forward and declared, clear as anything, “My umbrella.”

I figure he was referring to the way his naps are like a metaphor for the overarching consciousness of humanity and how it fades in and out, sleeping and waking, sometimes allowing us to learn from our mistakes, sometimes seemingly erasing our memories so that we are forced to take an embryonic perspective.

Or, I think he was looking at his socks, so he was probably ruminating on the way we are all obliged by societal norms and low temperatures to shield our bodies from the human gaze, as from the rain, with an (over?-)abundance of clothing.

It was one or the other, for sure.

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BAM Baby Stuff Reviews – Nursing

March 22, 2010

Here’s the nursing gear that works for us (and some that doesn’t), in case you’d like to know:

  • “My Brest Friend” nursing pillow. It is firm, sculpted foam, flat on top but for two bumps for baby’s head, with a removable slip-cover, and an adjustable clip for your waist. We LOVE it. (Even Daddy uses it for when he’s giving E a bottle.) It’s apparently#1 recommended by lactation consultants, which is why we chose it, but also our midwife was thrilled to see it because she agrees it’s the best kind, and friends of ours who don’t like most nursing pillows were impressed with this one. (The more doughnut-shaped ones tend to let baby roll inward.) Plus, it makes a cute skirty fashion accessory for a new mom.
  • Bravado nursing bras. I tried on the nursing models of many a trusted bra brand (WonderBra, Triumph, I forget what all), and ALL of them seem to make my boobs look weird, like bug-eyes. I was recommended Bravado by a friend, and I never looked back. I have five of their bras, all very comfortable (even at night), good colours, easy to unsnap, supportive, machine-washable, and look good. Some even have removable liners to help protect your shirt.
  • President’s Choice nursing pads. Yep, you read that right. Canadians can find them at their local Zehrs, Fortinos, No Frills, Real Canadian Superstore, etc. For those of you who know my fondness for PC, it leaned toward awe when I found these: super-affordable, washable, breathable waterproof so your shirt is safe, but thin so that they’re not clumpy in your bra. WAY better than the Bravado ones I bought, which let the milk through on a regular basis.
  • I am told by a good friend that silicone nursing protectors are also great, and don’t leak. I haven’t tried them so I don’t personally vouch for them… but I thought it was important to mention this.
  • I have a breast pump… it was a hand-me-down from a friend. It’s so-so… so, I will tell you that another good friend of mine recommends the Medela Swing: works for her.

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Woo hoo!

March 21, 2010

Yes!! I STAVED IT OFF, folks. I’m officially gonna bite the bullet and say I am awesome, and have the super-wicked immune system of Wonder Woman. (Whose first name, it must not be forgotten, was also Dilovely.) I kick norovirus keester! (Kiester?)

Things are pretty much back to normal here, thank goodness. Let’s celebrate with another wee video clip, shall we? Now that I’ve figured out I can do those… Yay, reincarnated blog!

I’d love to show you a video clip of E’s thrilling moment yesterday when he decided to prove that he not only gets Peek-a-Boo, he can initiate it: he picked up his little pillow and held it in front of his own face, and then whipped it down all quick-like, grinning. He did it several times – but then as soon as I had the video camera out, he stopped.

Instead, you’ll have to make do with this screechy clip. There was more screeching on either end, but I shortened it. It might make you chuckle a little. icon smile Woo hoo! (I swear, he’s actually quite a smart baby! And yes, he’s on his potty – I hope no-one is offended by the merest soupçon of winky-manipulation.)

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Ominous Waiting

March 18, 2010

It’s like having a tornado heading your way. It looks bad – it’s touching down and hitting other folks – doesn’t stay long but wreaks havoc – it could hit me any time and it wouldn’t be pretty! – or it might just blow over.

Every person in my house but me (that’s only three, but still) has fallen prey to a stomach bug. A pretty sudden and virulent one, by the looks of it, since my hubby hasn’t had one wipe him out like this since he was a teenager.

What chance do I have? Yesterday, only a few hours before Sean became ill, we were totally sharing spinach dip and I totally had a bunch of sips of his cranberry juice. GREAT.

If only I could yell at the (possible) incubating virus, “I know you’re in there! You’re not welcome here so GET OUT!” And out it would slouch, scuffing its greeny-brown hairy feet, sulky but resigned because this lady’s got his number.

On the other hand, of anyone, I have had the most contact with E’s wayward bodily slurry (my dad’s phrase – it’s so apt right now) this week, hands down. You would think I’d have already fallen by now.

Maybe, just maybe, the combination of being a teacher for the past five years (like tae-bo for the immune system, since let’s face it, kids as a group are dirty) and the fact that I’m breastfeeding (don’t they send in a platoon of immuno-reinforcements with the milk?) will sneak me past this. Maybe, in this dark and scary tunnel, I’ve already passed all the snipers long ago but I just don’t realize it.

I’m aware I’ve mixed up my metaphorical phraseology here, but I’m a little stressed, okay?

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Yay for Lactation!

March 17, 2010

I took E to the doctor’s office today, just to be on the safe side, since he’s apparently not “over” whatever this is.

The nurse practitioner, who was great, was very reassuring without belittling the new-parent worries. It was true, as she pointed out, he didn’t look very sick. (He’d just been flirting outrageously with the receptionists.)

She asked what I was feeding him, and I said “Today, just nursing so far,” and she exclaimed, “You’re breastfeeding? Oh thank goodness! That’s perfect!” I was startled but gratified at the reaction – I guess lots of moms by this point aren’t still nursing? Or didn’t in the first place, of course.

I feel very happy and lucky that I do on a day like this, because she said it’s the best thing for him to have, the one food that will irritate him the least and nourish him the most.

She also said we could do a little bit of rice cereal to help, uh, tighten things up in there… so we did. And then right before bed there was another “incident” with quite a dramatic arcing fountain all over Daddy. (Hey, if that means we don’t get one in bed, wonderful.) E was unfazed this time, just sat looking mildly interested, then turned his gaze elsewhere and sanguinely pronounced some syllables.

Points from the nurse practitioner to log away in my mind’s Parent Bank:

  1. Dehydration is not serious until baby’s mouth seems “tacky” and dry.
  2. Fruits starting with “P” are said to make diarrhea worse (pears, peaches, prunes).
  3. Foods said to help with diarrhea: rice cereal, bananas.
  4. Diluted apple juice = okay.
  5. Tomorrow: boob only!!

P.S.: Sorry if this is too much information. But what else do I have to blog about when baby is sick?

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Spring

March 16, 2010

What a beautiful day! Strangely.

Last night was the most sleepless I’ve been since becoming a mom. That is to say, I was so (unintentionally) on alert for every sound in case E was getting sick again (which he was, at around ten to three in the morning, and again at 3:30 but with nothing left in his tummy… poor little sweetie was so miserable and tired), that I did not sleep AT ALL until sometime after 6:40 a.m. Just lay there, thinking about things that will not help me get to sleep – like wondering if we’d have to get to the doctor’s the next day, or stressing about how I have to figure out my schedule for when I go back to work all too soon… And all this, surreally, to the soundtrack in my head of “Under the Sea” from The Little Mermaid (this was not random – we had watched it earlier… great movie!).

The tides seemed to turn at around 7:30 (with a mammoth diaper-change) and then we all got a few hours’ sleep. I was, as you can imagine, a bit slow-moving today.

But then, I guess it was a combination of E’s cheeks being pink again, Typhoo tea, Sean’s pancakes, and truly springy weather – something made me all happy.

I went out to do errands, and it was so mild I was warm enough in lightweight footwear and no coat! And baby was home with Sean and Auntie, which, it must be admitted, is much easier. And I chatted with dear friends and bought salad greens and all was right with the world.

Coming home, I had the car window rolled down and had cranked up Vampire Weekend (the first one) because it was just right for the day, and the young guy standing on the corner with a hockey stick grinned at me. He must like Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa too. icon smile Spring

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Kudos to you, single parents.

March 15, 2010

Baby is sick today.

There’s been copious evidence coming out both his ends, starting at pre-dawn… sheets changed, baby’s clothes changed, mama’s clothes changed, plenty of other laundry, an extra bath… several short naps, some eating, some dozy awake time, some serious (but highly successful!) potty time, and even some periods where he seemed totally back to normal, smiling and making silly noises and enjoying his usual activities.

I’ve thought this countless times, but especially today: how do single parents do it?? Parenting is a lot of things to do, and when you can tag-team these more hectic moments, it works out fine. Today Sean and I, and then my sister and I when Sean went to work, got the messes cleaned up. How does anyone stay sane when they’re the only one to do everything, expected and unexpected? When ALL THE ONUS is on them, twenty-four/seven? Frankly, it’s amazing.

I bow to you, single parents.

E was a heart-wrenchingly good sport today, even when covered in grossness. Didn’t really even cry, more just moaned in consternation at the worst of it – and each time, bounced back almost instantly (once out of pukey clothes).

And on the bright side, he seems to be developing a “mama” word! I’ve heard it several times in the last few days, and today in particular, he said it and we repeated it back and forth two more times, so it didn’t seem like a fluke. And at one point, just before a nap, he laid his head on my shoulder and totally said “Mam.”

Sigh.

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Adventures in Surgery

March 12, 2010

On Monday, I had my surgery: removal of what was apparently a benign giant cell tumor on my left middle finger. It was a fabulous adventure, let me tell you.

  • On the way to the hospital, with my poor mom driving, we fell into a Twilight-Zonesque dream where you first can’t seem to find the place you’re going, then find it and realize whoops, there are two by that name and you have to find the other one, only to realize then that it’s the wrong one altogether, it’s the other other hospital… scary stuff. Freakin’ Kitchener is evidently a black hole for me.
  • At least I had my iPhone. Maps and Yellow Pages at my fingertips.
  • And it was a gorgeous, mild, bird-singin’ day. Not a bad day for a drive.
  • We arrived with, apparently, still plenty of time to get prepped. I guess they tell you to come three hours early so that those birdbrains who arrive an hour-and-a-half late will still be okay. In fact, it was cool because I spent virtually no time just sitting around with a saline drip.
  • I had my IV inserted (administered?) by a woman named Laura who’s clearly the “fun nurse”: she had curly hair all looped up and exotic liquid eyeliner and green eyeshadow that put my mom in mind of a pole dancer, and she chatted to us about all kinds of things in the short time she took care of me. We liked her.
  • Soon, I was being wheeled to the OR by a guy and a girl in scrubs (I’m sorry, I’m not sure if they were nurses, interns, students, or what). In those few minutes, I had a conversation with the guy, whose name was Josh, in which he expressed admiration for my profession as a French teacher, because he once spent twenty minutes looking after his sister’s class and knew he could never be a teacher. (Of course, he’s in a medical profession, which is full of things many of us wouldn’t be able to do, so there you go.) Apparently, his sister works in Parry Sound, in a school that’s the only one in the Board, so there is a Mac laptop for every kid to sign out and take home if they want. CRAZY.
  • Then I was in the OR, where the jeans-wearing hand surgeon was now in scrubs. He looked at the bump on my finger and said, “Well, that’s quite a piece of real estate!” He and the anaesthesiologist joked about how it must be “overuse”, from flipping the bird to the cops all the time. They must have sensed that I am an infrequent bird-flipper.
  • The anaesthesiologist told me about what he was going to do to put me under. I had experienced general anaesthetic before and always found it kinda cool, so I wasn’t nervous. He asked me, “Do you have any questions about anaesthetic?” at which point I realized I know almost nothing about how it works, so yes, I had all kinds of questions, but it didn’t seem the time to ask.
  • Clunk, my eyelids closed, and then I went very far away for an amount of time that could have been seconds or could have been infinite! That’s why I find it cool.
  • Woke up back in recovery, eyelids still leaden, hand thickly wrapped in gauze. Luckily for me, I’ve never had much nausea after operations.
  • They paged my mom on her blue hospital-issue pager disk.
  • As I awakened more, I was having some pain – even though I think I was still partly frozen – and one of the nurses gave me Percocet. Woo hoo! Don’t celebrities pay big money for those in L.A.?
  • It was around this time that I thanked my mom for moving to Canada with my dad four decades ago. How amazing to go to a hospital, be wonderfully cared for, get your problem fixed, get a snack and some drugs, and all for the price of taxes you’ve already paid.
  • My snack was apple juice, soda crackers with strawberry spread, and two digestive biscuits. It hit the spot after my fasting all day.
  • It’s funny about waking up from general anaesthetic; you feel so groggy that you make a conscious effort to sound like you’re awake and lively and intelligent. You try to say words in a way that will demonstrate your alertness.
  • This is apparently all for naught. After being wheeled downstairs by my mama, I called Sean at home, and he said I sounded all drugged up. By then, I had really thought I was pretty much back to normal – ha!
  • The drive home went much more smoothly, thank goodness.
  • My poor hubby had to change all the diapers on his own birthday the next day, poor boy, because I was one-and-a-half handed (some use of thumb and index finger).
  • On Wednesday, I went to the other hospital to get my bandage cut off, and got my first look at my finger. It was very swollen, still a bit frozen-feeling, with royal blue stitches, and I could see that the incision was made in a zigzag shape. Which means…
  • When I get my stitches out, I will bear a lightning-shaped scar! Isn’t that wicked?? I feel so much cooler already.

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33 Years Old, and Nine Months Old – and one day.

March 9, 2010

Happy Birthday, beloved husband! Happy nine months and one day, best baby ever! Here are some terrible “poems” for you (and please remember, I love you way more than these cheesy rhymes can express):

He has eyes like the sea after a storm,

He is the expert in the field of Snuggles,

He keeps my feet and my heart warm,

And never fails to elicit chuckles.

He’s brilliant, learns fast, and remembers all,

His colleagues all adore him.

His mind is so full of thoughts large and small

That no moment could possibly bore him.

He’s a wonderful daddy, caring and fun;

It’s thrilling to watch this and be his wife.

It fills me with joy to look at father and son

And know we’ll be family for the rest of our life.

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Thanks for all your awesomeness, boys.

Baby E, every moment watching you grow

Is like a gift I can hardly believe.

You’re such an adorable boy, even though

You fuss when I put your arm in your sleeve.

Your teething cheeks are round and rosy,

Your giggles make us ridiculously happy.

We promise we’ll always keep you safe and cozy,

But you’ll have to tolerate when I get all sappy.

You both light up my life!

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Vancouver 2010 Olympic Games and Canadian Pride

March 9, 2010

I know the Olympics in Vancouver have been over for a long time. I’m gonna write about them anyway because it’s MY blog… and people are still talking about it regardless. And the Paralympics are still to come! Plus, I’ve now gone through a grand Olympic struggle to get this post up… working on it while one-and-a-half-handed (MOTL), and then finding I’d lost everything I’d just written because of a log-in mix-up… I just hope you’ll find it was worth waiting for.

I’ll start with this: even though I barely saw the Vancouver 2010 Olympics, I was sorry to see them end.

The first time I really paid attention to the Olympics was in 1988, when I was 9 years old, during the Winter Games in Calgary. I was a little figure skater, just learning my loop, salchow, and flip jumps, and I became totally enamoured with Elizabeth Manley and Brian Orser. My first attempt at a scrapbook arose from this. I was also in Homeschooling, so I got to see and learn about sports I’d never witnessed, like bobsled and luge and giant slalom. I remember Kerrin Lee-Gartner won two medals for skiing, which was a big deal. (This was so long ago that curling and hockey were not even part of the Olympics yet.)

To be honest, I haven’t ever paid as much attention to the Olympics since then. I kept up with figure skating (doing and watching) throughout the Kurt Browning and Elvis Stojko days, but that was pretty much the extent of it.

This year, as we were gearing up for the 2010 Games in Vancouver, I was mostly unenthused. There was so much talk in the media about how much money it was costing for Vancouver, how cities go into absurd amounts of debt in order to host, how the politics of the IOC and the Games in general are ruining the spirit that was meant to be.

I have friends who were firmly cynical about Canada hosting. This was not helped when right off the bat, CTV decided to air footage of the awful luge accident. Then there was the snow melting (in Canada, what?!). Then there was the IOC insisting that Uvex, the company that provided some of Lindsey Vonn’s gear, take its congratulations to her off its website when she won, because “no competitor [...] may allow his person, name, picture or sports performances to be used for advertising purposes during the Olympic Games”. Come on now, that’s just petty.

And… let’s face it, I just wouldn’t be me if I didn’t complain about the fact that the beautiful song composed as the Olympic theme for 2010 revolves around a grammatical error. Urghhh. I tried to not care, but I can’t tell you how much it made me cringe to hear, in the midst of such an inspirational song, the words “I believe in the power of you and I” over and over. (The power of I???? Who ever heard of such a thing???? Really, you had to write it that way?… Okay, I’m done ranting for now, I promise.)

When the Games began, I didn’t watch them, mostly because I am not in the habit of watching live TV these last few months – who has time? But once they got going, I meant to. I was intrigued by people’s comments on Facebook, especially regarding the opening ceremonies: people were in awe. Non-Canadians were saying things like, “You must be so proud to be Canadian right now!” And on CBC radio, people were calling in and saying how much they loved the honouring of the native peoples during the proceedings, how the atmosphere in Vancouver was thrilling, electric, joyful, how people on the streets were demonstrating Canadian hospitality at its best.

I finally got around to checking ctv.ca on the last Friday of the games, hoping to catch a few exciting moments – and of course to check up on the figure skating. I had heard about poor, brave Joannie Rochette winning the bronze in spite of her mother’s death a few days earlier. I read up on Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir winning gold and ending the decades-long ice-dancing domination by Soviets and Russians. And I was suddenly kind of heartbroken to realize there were no more figure skating events left – I had assumed the men’s singles would be last, as used to be traditional. Apparently a Gala of Champions did occur, but I couldn’t find a listing for it.

I finally got down to business on Sunday, the last day. We had recently cancelled our cable, so I tuned in on my computer to watch live streaming Olympics. I have to say, if you’re going to miss all of the Olympics except one day, the last day is a pretty good one to catch. The CTV folks were all excited and emotional, and they summed it all up for me wonderfully, airing all the favourite moments – their own and those of the Canadian audience. They included categories like “best hug”, “best dance”, “best reaction”, “best moment from opening ceremonies” (the moments they showed of the ceremonies only confirmed that I must see them in full, because, um, WOW). The moments that kept coming back, talked about by everybody, included:

  • Alexandre Bilodeau, the freestyle skier who won Canada’s first gold medal on home soil, victory-hugging his brother Frédéric, who has cerebral palsy and has always been an inspiration to him;
  • The board-hopping embrace between Charles Hamelin (upon winning gold in short-track speed-skating) and his girlfriend Marianne St.-Gelais (who had won silver in the same event for women, on her birthday)
  • The Canadian women’s bobsled team freaking out, realizing they had won gold and silver;
  • Jon Montgomery‘s walk of victory after winning gold in skeleton, during which he impressively chugged beer straight from the pitcher a fan handed him;
  • The group tackle-hug of the women’s hockey team when they won;
  • Dozens of triumphant, spontaneous dances and euphoric hugs from athletes and fans alike, not just Canadians but everyone, from everywhere.

This is when it started to crystallize for me – what the Olympic Games are supposed to be about.

That afternoon, at the baby shower I was attending, we guests were getting periodic updates on the men’s hockey game, the last athletic event of the Games. I had been picturing the hockey guys in their dressing room before the game, going, “Well, we must win. There is no other option.” Not on home turf, not at the Olympics, not when one more gold medal would take us from more golds than any other host country to more golds than any country – ever.

Of course, they came through. They were kind enough to take the game into overtime, not only for better nail-biting entertainment value, but also so we could get home from the baby shower and catch the end. And of course, who else could score the golden goal but Sid the Kid? Parfait. I’m not even that into hockey, but one must admit it was a family-movie type ending to the Games.

I watched the closing ceremonies live as well, remembering how in ’88, it was way past my bedtime so I couldn’t watch the end where they extinguished the torch. (My sister and I had our own symbolic torch-extinguishing ceremony with a flashlight.)

In 2010, I enjoyed them on my computer. The wry tone was set right at the beginning by the clown-mime who “pulled” the last arm of the torch out of the floor – a joke to encourage us to laugh at the hydraulics malfunction that apparently disrupted the opening ceremonies. That was just the start of the tongue-in-cheek shenanigans.

Some people felt the humour was just too tacky, but I took it as it was meant: that we can laugh at ourselves and the stereotypes that haunt us. Although I squirmed at the environmental implications of gigantic inflatable moose and beavers, I thought it was a clever way to be a “good sport” no matter what the outcome of the games: if Team Canada had not done well, it would have said, “That’s okay, we can still get silly and have a big ol’ party.” Since we did do well, it said, “We may be awesome in myriad ways, but we don’t mind also being a self-deprecating doofus in the name of fun.” If the opening ceremonies were our chance to show our respectful, cultural, gracious side, the closing ceremonies showed that we have a whimsical side too.

It was also cool to see so many Canadian stars up there – it was great to see La Bottine Souriante get some well-deserved international exposure; individual comic bits by Bill Shatner, Catherine O’Hara, and Michael J. Fox felt like an intimate, chatty farewell; Neil Young and Michael Bublé showed themselves worthy of their status as Canadian icons.

One of my favourite parts of the event was the speech by the lead organizer of the Games, John Furlong. Though his French was painful to listen to, the rest of his speech was thorough, thoughtful, and sincere, full of thanks for the different groups that made these Olympics possible. And he hit the nail on the head with this:

…compare for a moment the Canada that was with the Canada that now is.

I believe we Canadians tonight are stronger, more united, more in love with our country, and more connected with each other than ever before. These Olympic Games have lifted us up.

If the Canada that came together on opening night was a little mysterious to some, it no longer is. Now you know us, eh!

If we were once the few we are surely now the many.

That quiet, humble national pride we were sometimes reluctant to acknowledge seemed to take to the streets as the most beautiful kind of patriotism broke out all across our country.

So many new and dazzling applications for the Maple Leaf – so many reasons to smile and be joyful.

Canadians, you joined each other and our colourful international visitors in common celebration – radiant, jubilant, spontaneous, peaceful.

For us, you were the wind beneath our wings.

That’s what I’d seen, and that’s what had touched me: the pervasive elation, a delight in being Canadian that seemed to suddenly come into its own. I’d seen what he meant by “in love with our country”, and it was powerful… like Canadians had just been waiting for this chance – permission, almost -  to glory in what we have here.

I am never comfortable with patriotism that manifests itself in jingoistic self-righteousness or brandished weapons, but to be proud of your home and recognize that you love it is valuable and profound. Canadian patriotism, like Canadian identity, is rather too complicated to put your finger on, as John Ralston Saul has pointed out – but that doesn’t mean it isn’t there. I think most of us know and appreciate what we have, how lucky we are, and that we are collectively unique in wonderful ways.

This is definitely what I felt as I watched the live blog comments pop up on the CTV website beside the video feed: every few seconds, Canadians (and some non-Canadians) were writing in, mostly to say things like, “This is awesome”, “Amazing job, Vancouver”, “I’m so proud to be Canadian”, and especially, “I LOVE CANADA!” It was an awesome feeling of connectedness, to watch the images we were all watching, and feel that I was together with all these other viewers, many of whom wrote that they were moved to tears as the festivities drew to a close.

By the time the 2010 torch was extinguished, I understood. The point of the Olympic Games is to celebrate the best parts of our humanness: joy, love, community… and exhilarating physical activity, whether it be competing or just cheering like crazy. When we genuinely celebrate these things, they encompass us and blur the lines between countries, reminding us what really matters, how much we have in common, and how much there is to admire and respect in each other.

As I see it, especially when you’re having an international extravaganza like the Winter Games, there can be no better goal.

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First Official Post in the NEW BLOG!!

March 6, 2010

That totally called for two exclamation points, don’t try to tell me different.

Here we are! It’s dilovely, isn’t it?    ?????

I’d like to introduce you to my new blog. It’s running on an installation of WordPress, so that a non-web-savvy “Normal Gal” like me can still function within it. It’s hosted by Host Papa, and affiliated with shepigrams.ca.

The look of this new blog is a hybrid: I downloaded Tim Sainbury’s lovely theme called Watercolor, and then my sister helped me create a (partially) new header image and my dad helped me replace the old one with it. (My sister and my dad are savvy, c’est vrai.) So, the pretty green hill is Tim’s, the tree is a modified photo of my tattoo (designed by me but superiorly rendered by the amazing Laurie Stewart at Nighthawk Tattoo in Guelph), and the sky background is a li’l tribute to my former self – the young girl who loved colouring and honed her pencil-crayon sunset technique through colouring contests – which she won a ridiculous number of times. (Oh yes. It was a gift.)

Also, you may notice that I got a little crazy with my categories on the sidebar… just chalk it up to me coming from a wordy, linguistic, geeky background.

I have lots of cool plans… please forgive my glitches and unfinished bits. Soon, it will all be awesome!

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Random News

March 2, 2010
  • As of yesterday, March 1st, 2010, two new teeth were noticeable in E’s mouth! Lower right outer incisor, upper left front (as it turns out, the first one he cut on the top was not right in front, but off to the side). Good story, eh?
  • I am writing a big post about the Olympics, coming soon. Dilovely admits to and analyzes Canadian pride.
  • I am sheepish for not writing more this past week or so. Je m’excuse.
  • E has not been napping very well this week… which may have something to do with above-mentioned blog neglect. He has his navy seal duties to attend to, and drama to practice.
  • Beautiful sunny days, two in a row, walks with the stroller, blue skies, rushing water in gutters, snow melting, faint smell of earth. (We’re bound to get a cold snap any time now.)
  • New blog is getting organized! Soon to be available on an InterWeb near you.
  • Since this post is pretty boring, check this out for something more interesting (but not right before bedtime because it will scare you).

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